“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.” Now imagine John Wick cracking that, It’s a Kid stand up written by Kids.
Keanu Reeves and the writer and filmmaker Judd Apatow joined Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show for a few rounds of Kid Stand Up, something Seth Rogen is all too familiar with. It’s where everyone performs jokes written by children with an elementary school level of comedy.
In this Kid Stand Up show, Apatow warmed up the crowd with a knock-knock joke and bits about a nosey pepper and making a moose float, before another star known as Fallon took the stage with classics like, “What did the porcupines say when they kissed? Ouch!”
How about one more? “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? ‘Cause its ‘p’ is silent.” And it only gets better from there.